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I wanted to report on a "normal" sue for today, but I realized - there are no such thing as normal Sues!
I hope this girl makes up for it, but trust me, once you've read it... *cringes* The horror, the horror...
Title: Aleighia Sounds like some kind of messed up Algebra for Sues.
Perpetrator: Eternal*Sailor*Darkness Doesn't that just drip with angst?
Rating: There is no rating for this kind of maddness...
Sue Name: Aleighia
Species: Not human, that's for sure. She's part "Saijen" and a Hanyou, which can't be possible because in order to be a Hanyou you have to be HALF human and HALF deamon. She's also a "Pokali", which is explored more in the Notes section.
Hair: She had pure black hair that came down to about mid-calf and blues that seemed to go on forever. I get the black hair stuff, but what the hell does she mean about the "blue that seemed to go on forever"...?
Eyes: Not described, but I'm placing a bet on black from my DBZ know-how.
Markings: A snake tatoo. An eight-year-old with a fusking snake tatoo. My fandom weeps for the Sue.
Posessions: "Saijen" armor, a jewl encrusted sword, and some weird fur belt.
Orgin: She just walks into a bar. An eight-year-old walks into a bar full of Outlaws and orders wine. God, this fiction hurts and it's just the second paragraph!
Connections to Canon: Hilda knows this Sue's lifestory. Go Hilda, you get an A+ in the Sue knowledge feild XD;
Special Abilities: Geeze, Hilda explains it all in the third paragraph! Lemmie see, she's got the "powers of the strongest Pokalian" (see notes) and the strength of a "Saijen". She has telekinetic powers and a whole lot of angst that should be considered an ability.
Notes: Spork me now. Please.
The fiction opens up to some stupid giggle-girl japanese for stupid people who don't know how to translate. Terror in the first sentance! Danger, danger Will Robbinson!
This girl is a mess, a real mess, and it makes me sick. First off, she rips InuYasha's Hanyou bit and mutates it to her own demonic writing. She has nothing, her parents, twin brother, and planet were destroyed in order to fill the whelp with angst. Hilda mentions that she would have been the "queen of two different planets one day" had the angst of destruction not have occured. The girl is also described as standing 4' 8''. What kind of eight-year-olds are THAT tall?!
I hate this Sue with the burning passion of a thousand and one suns. I do hope you can tell thanks to the report. She's an eight-year-old for crying out loud! She manages to open a can of whoop-ass on five full-grown men, killing them all in a combined time of five minutes and thirty seconds.
All of this changes and she's as sweet as a cupcake when Gene takes her in. How discusting. And she beats up Jim when he insults her background, which he knows of strangely. *eyebrow twitches*
The thing that gets me is the note on the "Pokali", her creation of Alien Pokemon who look like human beings. In this Sue's mind, all Pokemon originated from these people. *gags*
I hate this Sue. Make her die, quickly!
Thank God there's only one chapter, I don't think I could stand another.
Sample: ( First Chapter - compleate with Author's Notes! )
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